The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I cut my penus on the lid.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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