Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I will pee on everything he values.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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