You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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