found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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