I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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