she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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