i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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