i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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