we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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