East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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