Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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