Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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