I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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