So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
