It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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