I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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