Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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