I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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