Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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