You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have feelings that need drinking.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize