OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her vagine was all disorganized.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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