Sry I called you an 8
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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