So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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