normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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