if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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