Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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