Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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