Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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