and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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