i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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