I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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