Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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