If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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