i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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