NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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