when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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