yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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