Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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