my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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