i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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