This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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