P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
