wanna go halves on a baby?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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