The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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