I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
