So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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