Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize