is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
