i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
