The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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