I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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