How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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