is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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