I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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