right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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