I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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