I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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