Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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