Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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